Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Birthday List

I'm SO late, as back-to-back loser weeks after my birthday clearly sent me spiraling into a sleeping-too-much-cheese-fries-eating-Bacardi-tossing depression. But I'm (semi) more stable now and since all of you who have been reading for awhile know that I will never complete a trip recap, I present to you the following fun filled list of things La may or may not have done during the last 2 weeks of travelling and such to celebrate her birthday. You guys can battle it out in the comments and decide which ones did and didn't happen.

I might even (kiss and) tell...


1. Gotten a new piercing.

2. Dropped $500 on clothes and shoes... in a day.

3. Eaten a dozen cupcakes... mostly by herself.

4. Slept with a blogger.

5. Slapped a meter maid.

6. Had a dance break in the middle of the airport because "Cold Hearted Snake" came on her I-pod and she may or may not know all the choreography.

7. Turned down a date from a very well known NBA player.

8. Kissed a girl.

9. Started a fight

10. Had sex in a parking garage up against a truck

11. Gotten drunk before 11am.

12. Fallen out of a tree.

13. Convinced a guy to dump his fiance.

14. Gotten a(nother) tattoo.

15. Learned to float on her back (not to be confused with...)

16. Called The Ex

17. Got arrested for stealing from Walgreen's.

18. Filmed my first independent *ahem* adult movie (not starring me)

19. Cut off all my hair and dyed it blond

20. Got fired from my job for showing up intoxicated.

21.Organized an impromptu karaoke contest

22. Unknowingly trafficked X.

23. Met someone who might change her professional life

24. Moved in with Bob.

25. Went to a Scientology information meeting.


Opinionated Diva said...

I think 1 thru 10 are true except 5 and 10.

CTFU @ dancing to "cold hearted snake" in the airport though! LOL - wow!

I wont even begin to guess on the others...though I do think you cut your hair and that it's blonde.

Chris said...

I believe that 1, 2, 5, 7 through 11, 24 and 25 are true.

magnoliapeach said...

Umm after reading your blog for a while, I'm going to say you did all this shyt. I can't put anything past you! LOL!

cherry's kid said...

1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16 (on a drunken dial tip), 21, 22, and 23...the rest seem outrageous although, I'm sure you may or may not have had a brush of those things at one point in your life...I doubt that they happened...either way, sounds like you had some pretty interesting times while you were gone...and might I add, took you long enough to come back!!!!

X Factor said...

**giggle** 80%.

La said...

hahahaha yall SO think the worst of me (and some of it is true)

But most of you are WRONG!

You really do think I am more ridiculous than I am, me thinks.

Answers to come soon...

Monie said...

LMAO! What in the hell?!

Ms. Behaving said...


I'm gonna say the following are true: 1, 2, 6, 7, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18, 21 & 23.

[I'll be back to claim my prize after you list the answers] LOL

Mr. Jones said...

I just emailed you. I plead the 5th until I get a response. LOL.

Mr. Jones said...

Since my email was duly rebuffed, I submit the following:

#3, 4, 7, 8, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 21, 22, 23.

I fully expect answers sooner rather than later.


Vdizzle said...

I'm going to go with the following:

#s 2, 3, 6, 8, 9, 11, 14, 21, 23

jameil1922 said...

you slept w/joy. she taught you to float and you got a tatt. i'm sure 1-3,6 are true & for no. 11... i mean really... who hasn't?

Rashan Jamal said...

I'll come back later, but #4 is when you slept with Joy in a purely sleep way, right?

the joy said...

I know what's definitely true, but I don't know what's definitely not true. Does that make sense? I took myself out of the mix because of that fact. And I helped with one of these! Yay! Lol.

the joy said...

Rashan and jam are WRONG! I slept with Reka. Nanny nanny, boo boo. If she slept with a blogger, twerent I.

the joy said...
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durtymo said...

I'mma just have to wait in the cut 'til you post the answers cuz otherwise I can't!!!

LOL@ Fallen out of a tree & kissed a girl..

DiamondsR4eva said...

I think that all of these could have possibly happened lmao but you and Joy looked like yall had fun in the MIA

the joy said...

diamonds i forgot you were a facebook friend. i was like how the...

A Go Bytch said...

I'm here by way of dreamcop08..3,11,9,17,20,24 are the events I REALLY hope didn't take place...LOL

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

based on your writing, i won't be surprised if any of these things happened.

nice birthday weekend!

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

based on your writing, i won't be surprised if any of these things happened.

nice birthday weekend!

shani-o said...

Wife, I'm not even gonna try and sort this one out.