I've never really met a white boy that could get it on sight before. Not that they don't exist, because I'm sure that they do, it's just that I've met more goofy, All American, frat boy Zack Morris type white boys. Not far too sexy with undeniable swag white boys, which is what I tend to like in any man.
But then, fourscore and seven years ago, one of my favorite gay boys introduced me to this guy...
Jesus in the name of all things righteous and good.
Are you kidding me sir? How is it possible that he is not only disturbingly attractive but then he has the nerve to posess so much swag that surely he must have a black best friend. I mean come on! Look at this foolishness!!!
And then he goes and pulls this off...
The boy is even a cute nerd! wtf?!
And then the scruffy face?!?
Now granted, part of my fascination with Becks is because I think his wife is one of the fiercest women alive. I mean look at this hair.
Not to even mention the fact that in this picture she had on a de la Renta dress that I had been obsessed with since I saw it in Vogue and SIX INCH STILETTOS.
But really... this... this, this is just... I can't. CAN.NOT.
I am so ashamed of the things I have thought of doing to this married man.
**leaving for confession**