Things Being Affected by Inflation that I WILL NOT Stand For
Forget gas prices. These are the important things severely compromising my way of life.
1. Chipotle Burrito Bowls
Anyone that knows me knows I love me some Chipotle. I could literally eat it everyday if it weren't pretty much guaranteed that I would be on Maury getting cut out of my house right after it was determined that the twins WERE in fact TayQwan's. (I'm just playin'. Yall know I ain't having no babies.) But real talk, I recognize gas prices are high and everything, but be not deceived Saint Guadalupe of the Chipotle*, you WILL NOT play me on the black beans and meat and give me a bowl of white rice
2. Orange Juice
Can anyone explain to me my OJ is $15 a gallon? PLEASE?!?! Wtf? This ain't even like gas that we have to import. The oranges are right here in the good ol' US of Asses. I am even right smack in the middle of the two biggest states that produce OJ (Florida and Cali). Why on EARTH is juice more than a fill in?!
Granted, it's been a minute since I actually wore some weave in my head since most days it does good to be clean, let alone styled, but I'm saying. A pack of wet and wavy SHOULD NOT cost my girl $80.
4. Organic Food
Granted, buying organic always was alot more expensive but it has never been this bad. Why is Whole Foods charging a cover just to get in that hoe? And why did I get some organic okra the other day that was like $10? It's OKRA, yo. Do anybody even eat that shit but me? lol
I haven't had cable in quite some time and it has been the bane of my existence. How on earth do you expect me to live without Kimora and Niecey universe?! But alas, I have had some solace in the fact that I have an extensive collection of dvds as well as I can get my tv to still pick up ABC on Thursdays so I can see Grey's. But now you mean to tell me that unless I
That is all. I am simply too sad to go on. I know you have a few though. What are the other ways that inflation is fucking up the floacism of your life?
And tomorrow's list...
More Ways I Know You're Gay
the sequel to this list.